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The SHC Bites

To get a taste of how we pervert music, take a look at the following lyrics to “S.H.C. Bites,” a parody of the title music to the James Bond movie The Living Daylights. It is used in the TTAA story of the same name (see Series page).

[Just two side notes: “S.H.C.” refers to the “SuperHeroes Club”, which was founded mid-way in the series run (there never was a ‘Justice League’ in TTAA). “S.E.” refers to “Snuffer's Enterprises,” which was founded by Dave and Jesse in the earlier story “Addicts in Space”.]


Hey, S.E., where are you going?
The superheroes are back there blowing
Kick their asses though you're high
Living's in the way they DIE...

There's a jaywalk
They all come right away
Preaching morals makes me throw up night and day
Hundred thousand costumes all drawn Marvel® way
Superpowers make me laugh until I say

Ohhh-oh-ah-oh, S.H.C. BITES!
Ohhh-oh-ah-oh, S.H.C. BITES! (The S.H.C. Bites)

All right, hold your tights now
Can't stop the forces of Meyer
Fifteenth time those f****rs fry
Living's in the way they DIE...

Bodies by Jake try to kill me in the fray
Wonderin' why I don't wear Underoos® today
I've been waiting long for one of us to say
Manual defense, let the chainguns grind away

Ohhh-oh-ah-oh, S.H.C. BITES!
Ohhh-oh-ah-oh, S.H.C. BITES! (The S.H.C. Bites)
Ohhh-oh-ah-oh, S.H.C. BITES! (The S.H.C. Bites)

Superhero ashes smolder in decay
Cemeteries are too costly anyway
Ohhh-oh-ah-oh, S.H.C. BITES!
Ohhh-oh-ah-oh, S.H.C. BITES! (The S.H.C bites)
(S.H.C. bites) Fifteenth time those f****rs fry
(S.H.C. bites) Our living's in the way they die
(S.H.C. bites) Fifteenth time those f****rs fry


© 1996 Reed, Kent, and Kirby Meyer. Last modified: June 26, 2007.